Before you get too cheerful over Thanksgiving, Cracked.com would like you to focus on the consumerist hellscape ahead.
If you’re into Nickelodeon cartoons and also soulful bearded hipsters, do we have good news for you!
“Now watch me sip my Chardonnay-nay!”
The “Last Week Tonight” host wants to get rid of our least popular and useful currency.
The internet is weird.
A life saved is a very grateful one indeed!