I could do that but I don't wanna
Whose boner sticks out at a 90-degree angle?
Because he snorted cocaine, get it?!
Also in Steve-O news: He bought a house! He has a backpack! His balls probably hurt!
Virgin America's new ad campaign reminds us that flying is horrible, just horrible.
"I reached a point in my teens where I was tired. Tired of feeling so out of place in the world -- all of the anxiety and emotional pain. I didn't want to go on like that."